With 2019 continuing to provide us with great opportunities, it is important to add quality members to our growing team. After interning with us, we knew Brandon would fit in great with our culture so we couldn’t let him leave our team. We are very pleased to announce our newest Junior Digital Consultant, Brandon Miller!
Gatorworks welcomes Brandon Miller!
If you had to give your life biography a title, what would it be and why?
My first biography will be titled “Self-made, Eccentric, Wannabe Millionaire: The Love Story”. It’ll be a collection of half-remembered short stories from events that either happened in my life or things I desperately wanted to happen, you’ll never know the difference. Be looking out for it on Amazon, Summer 2029.
What have you found to be the most attractive aspect of working at Gatorworks so far?
Much like froyo, Gatorworks has a certain culture about it. Other words I’d use to describe my time here at Gatorworks: Smooth, Creamy, Delectable, Tangy, and always reasonably-priced. Not unlike frozen yogurt, Gatorworks has given me the opportunity to learn and grow in ways I didn’t know possible. In the short 5 months I’ve been with Gatorworks I’ve already started to develop the basis of an invaluable skill set I’ll use for the rest of my career.
What’s your claim to fame?
Aside from my New York Times Bestseller: Self-made, Eccentric, Wannabe Millionaire: The Love Story? I once created a very popular LSU-centric twitter account with over 20k followers. That definitely makes me kinda famous, right?
What fictional place would you most like to go and why?
Well if we’re talking about complete spatial and temporal displacement I’d definitely go into the world of Ex Machina. I’d completely copy the technology, then bring it back to our universe to throw the world of AI and related technology 30 years in the future. The capitalist in me says: I might make a pretty penny on it. The Chaotic Good in me says: Manufacture hundreds of these sentient robots to look like humans, take over the world government, and fast-track us to a Type 1 civilization within the next hundred years.
What age do you wish you could permanently be and why?
The curse of flesh is a gift, aging is a necessity. Only fools want to live forever. Unless of course, you stopped aging at 4 and thus become the world’s smartest toddler…. hmm…
What do you hope to accomplish at Gatorworks as a part of the digital marketing team?
Color me yellow and put me up in a pineapple under the sea, because I strive to be a sponge soaking up as much information as I can. No one wants to be Patrick; a pink-bellied starfish living under a rock.